There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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