So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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