If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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