so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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