Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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