did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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