yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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