I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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