what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
