I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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