did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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