But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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