none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
it's great music for shaving your balls
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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