actually, I'm a sock model
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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