This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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