She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Randomize
