The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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