so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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