question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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