Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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