i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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