did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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