How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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