can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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