Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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