chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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