i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
i need some magic done to my vagina
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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