It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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