I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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