Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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