dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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