I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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