"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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