She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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