there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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