just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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