His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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