Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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