so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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