She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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