Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My ass is underappreciated
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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