this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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