And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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