Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's never too late to be topless.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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