Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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