sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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