That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Well I just put wine in my tea
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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