we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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