i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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