"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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