So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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